Goonie’s World

Sexy Battle Wizards #3: Montserrat Most Foul

Having dealt with the imperial battle-blimps, Agony and Salami reach the Caribbean island of Montserrat and question the villagers while undercover as ordinary sexy travelers. After hearing tales of strange goings-on at an observatory, the SBWs ascend the slopes of a volcano and face-off with hundreds of rogue automatons, the mysterious Flavius Dio, and the mustachioed Septimus Foul himself.

Sexy Battle Wizards #2: Hot Buns

Agony and Salami enter the Tower of the Imperial Sorceress with the intent of studying Septimus Foul’s captured automaton. After an epically sexy battle, the wizards steer their castle toward an island that may hold the clue to Foul’s whereabouts. Before they reach their destination, however, Lucretia Salacious enacts her revenge.

Sexy Battle Wizards #1: Light and Shadow

As members of the College Errant, Salami Razzmatazz and Agony Cataclysm roam the world in their flying castle performing heroic deeds. When Septimus Foul, the arch-villain and former member of the College Errant, escapes from a penitentiary, the sexy battle wizards are on the case.

Quest #3: Hammer Time

With the Trickster’s tower looming before them, the wandering adventurers must find a way to deal with the giant eagle blocking their path. Afterwards, within the unexpected interior of the tower, the stage is set for their final challenge, and the Trickster lives up to his namesake.

Quest #2: Treefolk

Inside Mischief Mountain, Sir Han, Numinous, and Billy, make their way across deep chasms, while enduring swarms of bats. Once outside again, the adventurers encounter both friendly and unfriendly forest creatures, eventually finding their way forward thwarted by a massive, winged beast.

Quest #1: They Belong in a Museum

When Sir Han Duran, a righteous Invoker, and Numinous Glaux, a timid Magician, follow a mysterious treasure map, it leads them to Treasure Town, a small and seemingly idyllic village. The traveling companions soon meet a woman named Fiona Fairweather who invites them to take part in the Trickster’s Test, a game that, if successful, will reward each of them with an item from the town’s museum. Their first challenge is to solve a series of riddles given by a talking door.
 

GURPS Cyberpunk #3: Violence in the Stream

Exploring Dr. Say’s apartment, Harmony and Dex find someone hiding. After getting their biggest lead so far, the sleuths deliberate their next move: infiltrating an exclusive club called the Suicide A-Go-Go Bowl. They decide to pose as musicians, but getting in is just the beginning. If they want to save Trinity, the duo must perform in perfect...harmony.
 

GURPS Cyberpunk #2: Dickshot

Leaving Triple G’s office, Dex and Harmony head back to Chinatown and speak with Johnny Tong. The Triad member refers them to a doctor who lives in the Gorky Heights neighborhood. Just as the two PIs are taking the elevator up to the midlevel, Harmony’s stalker, Jackson Mummy, finally makes a move.
 

GURPS Cyberpunk #1: G-Spot

In the Underbelly of Upper Midwest Metroplex, a brooding PI named Dexter “Dex” Farley drinks alone at a back-alley Chinatown bar when a beautiful blonde walks in. Her name is Harmony Valentine, and she’s also a PI. They’ve never gotten along, but Harmony is desperate. A woman they both care about is missing, and partnering up presents the best chance of finding her. Together, they’ll have to navigate a tangled web of clues in a tangled web of a city, facing violent obstacles at every turn.

SPIRIT #3: Born to Be Wild

A series of desperate actions leads to Bing and Bart stealing a Jupiter Springs Brewing Company 18-wheeler with a potential bigfoot in the back and finding themselves in the same dicey situation as their first scene. What happens next will go down as Jupiter Springs legend and forever be imprinted on the minds of all who witnessed it.