Fantasy

The heroes find a magic scroll, harvest a crystal, grab a big gun, dine in a cozy cavern, avoid the pull of magnetism, combat a skeleton, receive a scalping, locate a secret door, and at long last, battle the bug boss and her regenerating swarm. Will Patchwerk Patty, Nick Rattle, and Pepperoni Magnifico finally win Aldremach’s treasure or will they find themselves back at square one with nothing but chump change and scars?

The dungeons crawlers drink some stigmata, gain some shields, collect some coins, loot some sarcophagi, explore an arena, and traverse a pressure plate maze.

The party discovers a dagger that doesn’t exist, experiments with glowing water, runs into another swinging pendulum, helps themselves to some molten metal, and burns down a secret garden.

The adventurers examine a gallows, tangle with a lake monster, find a magical compass, explore a printing press room, deliberate over quicksand, clash with a clockwork sentinel, and gain a new scar.  

The party explores a torture room, steals a golden necklace, inhales some sawdust, investigates a furnace, receives an ominous message from Aldremach, encounters some gargoyles, and fights another dungeon boss.

As the adventurers continue to explore Aldremach’s dungeon, they experiment with honey, do business with a wandering merchant, trigger a pit trap, get scalded by steam, exterminate some rats, and battle an iron statue.

In the sprawling, electric city of Bastion, a Newspaper Intern, Travelling Show-Person, and Living Experiment are offered a job from Marlowe, an underworld figure to whom they’re heavily indebted. They’re told of a magically sealed treasure room hidden beneath a wizard’s tower and the dungeon with its own rules that must be conquered in order to access the treasure. Accepting the job, the party boldly ventures into the odd, unsure if they’ll ever return.
 
 

Taking the shortcut from Kisvalu, the party finally reaches Zipser and quickly discovers something is indeed off about the unwholesome city. After dealing with a villainous man named Valek, they sneak into the castle, intent on rescuing Percival’s sweetheart. On the way out, they give the city something to remember them by. 

Fleeing from janissaries, the party leaves Menedék a final time and sets off in the general direction of Zipser. Along the way, they come across an old witch in a hut who offers them what they desire most in life. Afterwards, they find a ruined cottage and rest for a week. Eventually, the party arrives in a semi-abandoned village, where they’re given news of the Habsburg soldiers and learn of a shortcut to Zipser. 
 

After growing weary of Menedék, the party leaves the village, taking Péker with them, but they don’t get far. Before they return, they encounter a strange well and mysterious blind man. Back in the village, they discover the truth about the Bódogasszony statue in the chapel.