Goonie’s World
Episodes
Monday Oct 02, 2023
Into the Odd #1: The Only City That Matters
Monday Oct 02, 2023
Monday Oct 02, 2023
Three citizens of Bastion — a sprawling, industrial city — band together and rent a loft in a boarding house, planning to someday explore the vast world of wonder they live in. After a lucky gambling bet, the adventurers head out to an old, abandoned mansion with full salvage rights.
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Goblin Quest #6: Blast Off
Monday Sep 18, 2023
Monday Sep 18, 2023
The fireworks have been loaded; the beans have been eaten, and the final countdown has begun. Many goblins have fallen along the way, but for the few brave survivors, it’s time to conquer their final task of rocketing to the moon. Will they beat the odds and realize their dream or will they screw it up as only goblins can and die predictably?
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Goblin Quest #5: Puke-ception
Monday Sep 11, 2023
Monday Sep 11, 2023
The goblins finally finish the construction of their fart rocket and move it into position, but not before several die due to extraordinary incompetence, and a devious misfortune throws them for a loop.
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Goblin Quest #4: Hammer of the Gobs
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Goblin Quest #3: Accordioned
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Goblin Quest #2: Barrel Roll
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Goblin Quest #1: To the Moon
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left now for the goblins is to fail in fantastic fashion probably.
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Maze Rats #6: Thrice-Great
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Maze Rats #5: Honey Wizard
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Monday Jun 05, 2023
After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.
Monday May 29, 2023
Maze Rats #4: Bad Dragon
Monday May 29, 2023
Monday May 29, 2023
Having reached the city of Illyria, the party is devastated to discover that a tragedy has befallen Poppy’s clockmaker relatives. Taking the baby to the Temple of the Triacontagon, they are dealt yet another unexpected blow when it's revealed that there’s something terribly wrong with her. Now the heroes are forced to embark on a seemingly suicidal quest to makes things right.