Goonie’s World
Episodes
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Goblin Quest #4: Hammer of the Gobs
Monday Sep 04, 2023
Monday Sep 04, 2023
The goblins begin the incredibly lethal process of building their fart rocket on the Magical Explosion Testing Grounds, gathering additional tools and supplies from a nearby junk pile.
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Goblin Quest #3: Accordioned
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Goblin Quest #2: Barrel Roll
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Goblin Quest #1: To the Moon
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left now for the goblins is to fail in fantastic fashion probably.
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Maze Rats #6: Thrice-Great
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Maze Rats #5: Honey Wizard
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Monday Jun 05, 2023
After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.
Monday May 29, 2023
Maze Rats #4: Bad Dragon
Monday May 29, 2023
Monday May 29, 2023
Having reached the city of Illyria, the party is devastated to discover that a tragedy has befallen Poppy’s clockmaker relatives. Taking the baby to the Temple of the Triacontagon, they are dealt yet another unexpected blow when it's revealed that there’s something terribly wrong with her. Now the heroes are forced to embark on a seemingly suicidal quest to makes things right.
Monday May 22, 2023
Maze Rats #3: Shades of Red
Monday May 22, 2023
Monday May 22, 2023
Guided by the soft red glow of bioluminescent fungi, the adventurers traverse the goblin shortcut known as the Underdark Road. Confronted by such creatures as the Norker, Invisible Hobo, and Dire Geesemen, they nevertheless press on until they reach the Upside Down City.
Monday May 15, 2023
Maze Rats #2: Keeping Watch
Monday May 15, 2023
Monday May 15, 2023
While bivouacking along the way to Illyria, Puck, Merrium, and Rufus are attacked in the night, leaving one of them barely clinging to life. The next day, an encounter with a hill giant leads them to a cave and a potential shortcut.
Monday May 08, 2023
Maze Rats #1: The Road to Riches
Monday May 08, 2023
Monday May 08, 2023
At a tavern in the village of Varna, a cutpurse, bounty hunter, and fortuneteller learn of great riches to be found in the city of Illyria. After assisting a local with a romantic dilemma, the treasure seekers travel south on a rutted, dirt road, eventually stopping at a wayside shrine. What they find there is perhaps even more precious than treasure.