Goonie’s World

During the Siege of the Alamo, legendary folk heroes Davey Crockett and James Bowie, along with an odd man called Plain ‘Ol Joe, are sent to intercept supplies en route to Santa Anna’s troops. After a gun battle, the Texans learn of a mysterious valley nearby where Mexican soldiers were massacred and where there might be large guns they can reclaim.
 

Yeshua “Hammer of God” Dandy enters the dodecagon, fighting his way through the underground tournament known as the Kumite, and is ultimately victorious. With the churning staff now in their possession, the Musterites head back to Musterton but face another menacing threat along the way. Back inside the compound, recalling a cryptic clue they’d gathered earlier, the heroes use the staff in a faithful effort to free their people from the clutches of the Pale Riders.
 

After speaking with Ira’s wife at the Cibola Sunrise apartments, the Musterites are directed to The Gold Mine, a nearby casino in West Wells. There, they learn of an illegal tournament taking place underneath the casino and manage to infiltrate their way inside.

Overcoming more obstacles within the abandoned gold mine, Yeshua, Moroni, and Cessily finally reach the town of West Wells, where they seek directions to the Cibola Sunrise apartment complex. After an unavoidable scuffle with some local degenerates outside of a gas station, the Musterites obtain a vehicle and head off to find Ira Troyer.  
 

In the 1980s, a religious compound in Nevada is invaded by violent outsiders and the inhabitants held hostage. Three exceptional residents, however, trained in an ancient and obscure martial art, manage to escape through a secret exit and embark on a holy quest to find a powerful relic that will save their beloved home.

Arctus Suteki, Zolar Garbanzo, and Illyria Shadowstalker party down on the rooftop of the Blancmange & Thistle hotel until an unwelcome guest drops in and a random spell sends everyone scattering. Back inside the building, the trio are forced to fight enemies they thought they’d seen the last of, and an error operating the elevator transports them to a strange and unfamiliar place.  
 

As the partygoers continue to make their way to the hotel rooftop, they have interesting run-ins with a crazy tiger lady, a slug monarch, and a mysterious, armor-clad friend. After popping into their room on the sixth floor, the guests finally arrive at the Feast of the Chiliarch, and the party’s just getting started.

Three travelers of the crystal spheres arrive in the eccentric city of Troika, looking for accommodations. They meet in the lavish hotel lobby of The Blancmange & Thistle, where they are informed that, due to the annual Feast of the Chiliarch being held on the rooftop, there is only one room left on the sixth floor. The travelers decide to share the room and attend the party. Getting there, however, proves to be more of a chore than anyone expected.

Flung into another dimension, Farin Bachknife-Origiabi, Nicholas Corso, and Marm Goodwill find themselves in Cape City, a technopolis of skyscrapers and cars in stark contrast to their own magical realm of castles and airships. Fending off police and superpowered vigilantes, the party searches for a way back to Gonen’s World.
 

Following the shock of finding an empty sarcophagus in Alexander’s lost tomb, the Top Men have an ultimate showdown with Belgian archaeologist Jan Donvil and his thugs. An even bigger shock occurs after the fight ends, when the team realizes there’s someone else with them they hadn’t accounted for. After a mad dash across the Nitrian Desert, Black Cavendish, Agent 13, and Mr. Smith complete their mission.