Episodes

Monday Aug 28, 2023
Goblin Quest #3: Accordioned
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Monday Aug 28, 2023
Venturing into the Dunn Inn, the goblins attempt to get past a bugbear guard and abscond with fireworks. Later, a misfortune involving orcs unexpectedly complicates their mission to steal a can opener from the barracks kitchen.

Monday Aug 21, 2023
Goblin Quest #2: Barrel Roll
Monday Aug 21, 2023
Monday Aug 21, 2023
The goblins try their pathetic best to steal barrels of TNT from the Camp Defenses and transport them to the Magical Explosions Testing Grounds for eventual use in their fart rocket construction.

Monday Aug 14, 2023
Goblin Quest #1: To the Moon
Monday Aug 14, 2023
Monday Aug 14, 2023
In this session zero episode, the players create their clutches – groups of five stupid, scrawny goblins spawned in the Green Pits beneath the Great Battle Camp. Next, they determine what their quest will be and how to go about achieving it. The plan is broken down into three tasks, each with three stages. With the setup complete, all that’s left now for the goblins is to fail in fantastic fashion probably.

Monday Jul 31, 2023
Beach Patrol Nights #5: Duffel Gag
Monday Jul 31, 2023
Monday Jul 31, 2023
After a chaotic maritime chase and deadly fight on board The Dreadyacht, the lifeguards are confronted by Keith and eventually square off with Chuck himself, attempting to end the monster’s reign of terror once and for all.

Monday Jul 24, 2023
Beach Patrol Nights #4: Banana Hammock
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Investigating at the marina, the lifeguards meet a colorful local who provides them with valuable insights as well as a helpful tool of his own design. Afterwards, following a lead, the Floridians make a shocking discovery about a fellow team member.

Monday Jul 17, 2023
Beach Patrol Nights #3: Wereshark
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Monday Jul 17, 2023
Searching for a runaway dog, the lifeguards uncover a secret section of beach, and later, discover more clues hiding behind locks in Lifeguard Tower 1.

Monday Jul 10, 2023
Beach Patrol Nights #2: Fresh Prints
Monday Jul 10, 2023
Monday Jul 10, 2023
The lifeguards have an altercation with drug dealers on the beach and manage to get some key info about the supplier of sand. Unfortunately, something bad washes up on shore the next day.

Monday Jul 03, 2023
Beach Patrol Nights #1: Hangin’ Loose
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Experienced lifeguards Tami Lee, Ivan “Van” Semenov, and Buzz Malibu are hired for nightshift positions at Coral Rock Resort, located on tiny San Paco Island off the southwest tip of Florida. After discovering a bite mark on one of the resort guests, they’re told of recent shark attacks and the disappearance of a trainee that may be connected. In addition to alleged drug trafficking, it seems that something suspicious is happening on the beach, and dark secrets lie hidden just below the surface.

Monday Jun 12, 2023
Maze Rats #6: Thrice-Great
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Monday Jun 12, 2023
Crossing the Triangular Sea, Rufus, Merrium, and Puck come upon marine creatures with desirous intent, but they strike a deal and are gifted a magical weapon, along with directions to a secret entrance into Lupercalis’ lair on the Island of Exiles. At last, the three bold heroes face off with the terrible dragon, the fate of the infant Poppy resting dubiously in their hands.

Monday Jun 05, 2023
Maze Rats #5: Honey Wizard
Monday Jun 05, 2023
Monday Jun 05, 2023
After agreeing to rescue the waterman held hostage by bandits in a nearby lighthouse, the party’s plan to split up goes awry, and they each find themselves engaged in losing battles. In the end, only cooperation and creativity allow them to prevail.