Goonie’s World

Knave #1: Bear Rabbit

In the world of Dearth, refugees Squirg Fallowshins and Jubal Tryx are fleeing their homeland and traveling south under the dying red sun to the city of Serus Arx. Along the road, they encounter odd peddlers and a vicious monster from underground. A fierce battle ensues, and the victors continue on their way, only to be accosted by more monsters, even nastier than the last. Injured and outnumbered, the adventurers retreat to the home of the wizard Zar Narwal, who promptly gives them a mysterious yet lucrative new quest.
 
 

You Son of a Bitch, I'm In! #3: Viracoca

Finally, the moment arrives for the master criminals to steal the statue of Viracocha from the museum during the wine and cheese event. Disguised as a security guard, Fingers enters the basement to begin cracking the vault but must first deal with the real security. Meanwhile, Flow causes a distraction upstairs, and Funeral spots the presence of a law enforcement. Before long, plans give way to pandemonium, and desperation turns to doom. The Incan god has one last surprise in store.

You Son of a Bitch, I'm In! #2: Ski Trip

After scoring some snow, the heisters arrive at the Jupiter Springs Museum of Art for some reconnaissance, each inspecting a separate room. Fingers strives to impregnate a patron, while Flow bothers a security guard, and Funeral locates the stairs to the basement. They meet back up with new info and new ideas.

You Son of a Bitch, I'm In! #1: Caper Diem

In the 1980s, three strangers meet at a restaurant in Jupiter Springs, California to hear a job proposal. Over crepes, they’re offered a caper (creper?) to steal a golden statue of the Incan god Viracocha from a local art museum. For Tony “Fingers” Farconi, Giuseppe “Funeral” Funari, and Kai “Flow” Filipowski, the money is too good to pass up. They start their preparations by visiting the Recorder of Deeds office to gather intel on the museum and its security. After causing an incident, they head to the mall for new outfits, giant cookies, and hair feathering.

Prowlers & Paragons #3: The Deep Lab

A meeting with one of the missing hotel guests provides the superheroes with the answers they’ve been searching for and motivates them to infiltrate Bane Industries to stop an evil plot. In a restricted lab deep underground, they must pull off a rescue, succeed in a super-powered struggle, and escape with their lives before time runs out.
 

Prowlers & Paragons #2: Phoenix Agenda

Inspector Specter and Honey Badger begin their investigation into the incident at the fundraiser and uncover mysterious evidence inside of two hotel rooms. Digging deeper, they discover the concierge has a guilty secret. With new information, the superheroes follow the clues, ultimately leading them into the Dragon’s Den.

Prowlers & Paragons #1: Briefcase Boys

Superheroes Honey Badger and Inspector Specter are attending a fundraiser at the Regency Hotel in Cape City when all hell breaks loose. Unknown supervillains are carrying off a guest while gunmen open fire into the crowd. After the fight, a senator has a sensitive job for the duo.
 
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GURPS Ice Age #3: Valley of the Giants

Travelling with the Flat-Faced People, the two Real People take part in a ritual and drink a sacred tea. Ghaagalk feels the love, while Doof has his mind greatly expanded. Afterwards, they’re taken to meet with a wise leader known as the Plungar. He presents them with an unexpected gift and tells them the location of the sky metal, a land inhabited by giants.
 

GURPS Ice Age #2: Get in the Gorge, George

After a battle with the Hairy People, Doof and Ghaagalk enter the wide-open plain as they continue south on their quest for the sky metal, risking their lives against stampeding herds and stalking predators. Just when they think death is an eventuality, help arrives, but it looks and sounds like nothing they’ve encountered before.

GURPS Ice Age #1: Me Quest

When a fireball is seen streaking over their village, misfits Doof and Ghaagalk are ordered by their clan’s grandfather to search the forest and fetch an owl pellet, which will be used for divination. Successful, the two return home and are then, to the surprise of all, given a much more important and perilous quest: retrieve the precious sky metal.