Goonie’s World

Exfanguination #4: An American Werewolf in Pitchwood

As Cam, Dirge, and Rudy follow the bloodmobile on route to the blood bank, they are surprised by the sudden appearance of competition, and a high-speed scrap ensues. Afterward, having taken advantage of a fortuitous opportunity, the bittens pull into a parking lot and are hit with yet another curveball.

Exfanguination #3: Lost and Found

Dirge and Cam explore Harkness Memorial Hospital, dealing with an unexpected complication at a nurse’s station, and later, break into a linen closet. On Saturday, the vampires observe the blood drive from behind the tinted windows of their Grand National, witnessing some interesting details.

Exfanguination #2: The Dude Brood

After encountering a mysterious woman in the parking lot of The Tar Pit, Cam and Dirge are invited into the sewers to meet her leader, Ben Odum. Once inside, Ben has a lot to say about Broodmaster Lucian and offers a proposal to the bittens. Following up on one of Ben’s claims, they return to the surface and drive back to Cel Tredat Castle, checking out the off-limits basement. Afterward, the vampires visit the hospital with the goal of stealing some scrubs for the following night’s blood heist.

Exfanguination #1: Bittens

During the 1980s, newly turned vampires in the small town of Pitchwood, California are tasked with robbing a blood bank for their broodmaster. But before they do anything else, the bittens, Dirge Tempo and Cameron “Cam” Clinton, must go out into the night to feed on their own for the very first time.

NUKED! #6: Portal Pokey

Facing off against a huge, enraged dog-man, Honcho and Mr. Pickle make full use of their assorted arsenal and accumulated mutations. Leaving the lower level in flames, the scrappers return to the “ring room” and experiment with the interdimensional portal. After a sensible plea from Dennis, the two focus their attention back on what could be the ultimate scrap reward, if they could only get it back to Boomtown.
 
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NUKED! #5: Bad Doggy

Dennis and Honcho continue to explore Bane Labs, attempting to make sense of the strange technology they encounter. After finally taking the elevator down, the adventurers come across a curious scene and decide they just can’t let sleeping dogs lie.
   

NUKED! #4: Access Denied

The Boomtown scrappers scope out the Bane Labs building and eventually, with help from a mutation, find a way inside. There, they discover giant, bewildering machinery and disturbing secrets. Dennis smokes cigarettes while Honcho searches for a keycard requested by a talking elevator.

NUKED! #3: Maggie’s

Honcho Pi and Mr. Pickle arrive at Maggie’s hotel, questioning the owner and an ex-soldier, as well as bargaining for the cigarettes in the machine sitting in the foyer. After spending the rest of the evening munching on Chubby Chodes, the scrappers check out the next morning, searching for a man they’ve briefly encountered before.     
 

NUKED! #2: Chuck a Chode

Exploring the flying saucer-shaped Bane Center, Dennis and Honcho are pleasantly surprised at what they discover. Following up on info they received, they turn their attention to an old police station, guarded by a security bot. On the way, they decide to check out the ruins of a legendary hotdog restaurant. Finally reaching the station, the scrappers are forced to turn to recklessness after tactics fail.

NUKED! #1: The Robut Agenda

In a post-apocalyptic settlement called Boomtown, two men decide to test their luck by venturing into the radioactive wastes beyond their home in search of precious scrap. After bidding farewell to their neighbors, the aging Dennis Pickle and his adult ward, Honcho, set off to a ruined city, unsure if they’ll ever return.