Goonie’s World
Episodes
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Exfanguination #5: Here Comes the Sun
Monday Jun 20, 2022
Monday Jun 20, 2022
As the bittens battle their furry foe, the violence once again turns vehicular and ends abruptly. While contemplating who to return the stolen blood to, Dirge gets himself a “Big Gulp” at a convenience store, and Cam comes out as a Poison fan. Ultimately finding themselves back in the sewer, the vampires gain additional info and devise a plan, returning to Cel Tredat Castle for a party that lasts all night long. For the unworthy, the dawning day brings fire and ash.
Monday Jun 13, 2022
Exfanguination #4: An American Werewolf in Pitchwood
Monday Jun 13, 2022
Monday Jun 13, 2022
As Cam, Dirge, and Rudy follow the bloodmobile on route to the blood bank, they are surprised by the sudden appearance of competition, and a high-speed scrap ensues. Afterward, having taken advantage of a fortuitous opportunity, the bittens pull into a parking lot and are hit with yet another curveball.
Monday Jun 06, 2022
Exfanguination #3: Lost and Found
Monday Jun 06, 2022
Monday Jun 06, 2022
Dirge and Cam explore Harkness Memorial Hospital, dealing with an unexpected complication at a nurse’s station, and later, break into a linen closet. On Saturday, the vampires observe the blood drive from behind the tinted windows of their Grand National, witnessing some interesting details.
Monday May 30, 2022
Exfanguination #2: The Dude Brood
Monday May 30, 2022
Monday May 30, 2022
After encountering a mysterious woman in the parking lot of The Tar Pit, Cam and Dirge are invited into the sewers to meet her leader, Ben Odum. Once inside, Ben has a lot to say about Broodmaster Lucian and offers a proposal to the bittens. Following up on one of Ben’s claims, they return to the surface and drive back to Cel Tredat Castle, checking out the off-limits basement. Afterward, the vampires visit the hospital with the goal of stealing some scrubs for the following night’s blood heist.
Monday May 23, 2022
Exfanguination #1: Bittens
Monday May 23, 2022
Monday May 23, 2022
During the 1980s, newly turned vampires in the small town of Pitchwood, California are tasked with robbing a blood bank for their broodmaster. But before they do anything else, the bittens, Dirge Tempo and Cameron “Cam” Clinton, must go out into the night to feed on their own for the very first time.
Monday Nov 29, 2021
SPIRIT #3: Born to Be Wild
Monday Nov 29, 2021
Monday Nov 29, 2021
A series of desperate actions leads to Bing and Bart stealing a Jupiter Springs Brewing Company 18-wheeler with a potential bigfoot in the back and finding themselves in the same dicey situation as their first scene. What happens next will go down as Jupiter Springs legend and forever be imprinted on the minds of all who witnessed it.
Monday Nov 22, 2021
SPIRIT #2: 1945
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Monday Nov 22, 2021
Bing and Bart decide to scope out the Jupiter Springs Brewing Company brewery before eventually making their way inside. After luckily getting through a locked door in the interior, they search for any clues hinting at the presence of a bigfoot, living or dead. As the investigators near the loading dock, they almost run into someone coming up the stairs, and he has an eerily familiar face.
Monday Nov 15, 2021
SPIRIT #1: Bigfoot‘s Penis
Monday Nov 15, 2021
Monday Nov 15, 2021
It’s the early 1970s. Cryptozoologist Bart Garfinkle and gonzo journalist Bing Kingsley are pulled over by police while driving a brewing company truck, only to find themselves later confronted by a biker gang as well. Something roars from the back of the truck. To find out how they got there, a flashback begins the story at a bowling alley in Jupiter Springs, California.
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Kids on Bikes #10: The Mass Charade
Monday Jun 14, 2021
Monday Jun 14, 2021
After being invited to join the exclusive group of live-action vampire role-players, Dickey and Plunger are taken blindfolded to a secret spot in the woods and finally meet the bloodsuckers’ master. An epic showdown between good and evil erupts and only one party can emerge victorious.
Monday Jun 07, 2021
Kids on Bikes #9: Return to Saber-Tooth Cave
Monday Jun 07, 2021
Monday Jun 07, 2021
Having no success locating Benny or Maria back at camp, the boys return to the set of footprints, tracking them deeper into the woods. Along the way, they have an encounter with a beast that may or may not be the dreaded Owlbear. Eventually, the footprints bring them to a familiar cave, and inside is what appears to be an equally familiar scene.