Goonie’s World
Episodes

Monday Feb 27, 2023
Runners #2: Compromised
Monday Feb 27, 2023
Monday Feb 27, 2023
With Dr. Patel now in their possession, Al and Howitzer seek a hideout to get off the streets and assess the situation. Once there, the elven scientist surprises the runners, throwing yet another monkey wrench into the works. Eventually striking a deal, they deliver the elf to the chosen location and complete their adventure (for now). A loose end remains, however, ensuring their story will continue later.

Monday Feb 20, 2023
Runners #1: Window of Opportunity
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Monday Feb 20, 2023
Denver, 2078: in a futuristic world of magic and metahumans, Alwyk “Al” Cylyndryel (an elven mage) and Zak “Howitzer” Sharp (a human tank) receive a job offer to kidnap a scientist and bring him to a warehouse for $10k each if done in the next 24 hours. As the runners prepare to make their move, they are unexpectedly presented with a counteroffer, and the situation intensifies.

Monday Oct 31, 2022
The Hateful Place (Halloween Special): Bring Me the Head of Lady Jane
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
In a hellish version of 15th century England, darkness dominates and evil thrives. Three unusual heroes – Lill Redcloak, Feargus Bonesaw, and Fenton Grymbauld – accept a grisly mission to travel to Molby Manor in the county of Victimshire and put a vampire out of her misery. Standing in their way are monsters and murderers straight out of a nightmarish fairy-tale.

Monday Oct 10, 2022
Knave #7: The Pyramid of the Pit
Monday Oct 10, 2022
Monday Oct 10, 2022
With guards in hot pursuit, Jubal, Squirg, and Sioux desperately scramble through the streets of Hadoro-Tyros. After some creative spell use and help from a townsman, they’re able to hide out and heal up. Escaping the town through an underground passage, the heroes make it their mission to scale the black step pyramid and face off with the Priest of the Black Circle, ending the Cult of Denial’s control forever.

Monday Oct 03, 2022
Knave #6: The Invisible Tower
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Monday Oct 03, 2022
Charged with blasphemy in the town of Hadoro-Tyros, the party engages in combat with a white-robed priest and a dozen gendarmes. Inevitably, the party must surrender and find themselves imprisoned in an invisible tower. Not sitting idly by, the adventurers attempt a daring escape at nightfall.

Monday Sep 26, 2022
Knave #5: Big Axe
Monday Sep 26, 2022
Monday Sep 26, 2022
On an epic quest to reach the grand city of Serus Arx, a halfling, Jubal Tryx, and a human, Squirg Fallowshins, meet another man, Sioux Fastmane, fighting off a few Malignant Hawktoads. The three adventurers decide to join forces and travel together along the Trithagorian Wall. After a treacherous shortcut is taken, the trio wander onto a towering desert town with bizarre beliefs.
[Optional: Knave 1-4]

Monday Mar 14, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #3: Montserrat Most Foul
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Having dealt with the imperial battle-blimps, Agony and Salami reach the Caribbean island of Montserrat and question the villagers while undercover as ordinary sexy travelers. After hearing tales of strange goings-on at an observatory, the SBWs ascend the slopes of a volcano and face-off with hundreds of rogue automatons, the mysterious Flavius Dio, and the mustachioed Septimus Foul himself.

Monday Mar 07, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #2: Hot Buns
Monday Mar 07, 2022
Monday Mar 07, 2022
Agony and Salami enter the Tower of the Imperial Sorceress with the intent of studying Septimus Foul’s captured automaton. After an epically sexy battle, the wizards steer their castle toward an island that may hold the clue to Foul’s whereabouts. Before they reach their destination, however, Lucretia Salacious enacts her revenge.

Monday Feb 28, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #1: Light and Shadow
Monday Feb 28, 2022
Monday Feb 28, 2022
As members of the College Errant, Salami Razzmatazz and Agony Cataclysm roam the world in their flying castle performing heroic deeds. When Septimus Foul, the arch-villain and former member of the College Errant, escapes from a penitentiary, the sexy battle wizards are on the case.

Monday Feb 14, 2022
Quest #3: Hammer Time
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Monday Feb 14, 2022
With the Trickster’s tower looming before them, the wandering adventurers must find a way to deal with the giant eagle blocking their path. Afterwards, within the unexpected interior of the tower, the stage is set for their final challenge, and the Trickster lives up to his namesake.