Goonie’s World
Episodes
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #3: Montserrat Most Foul
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Monday Mar 14, 2022
Having dealt with the imperial battle-blimps, Agony and Salami reach the Caribbean island of Montserrat and question the villagers while undercover as ordinary sexy travelers. After hearing tales of strange goings-on at an observatory, the SBWs ascend the slopes of a volcano and face-off with hundreds of rogue automatons, the mysterious Flavius Dio, and the mustachioed Septimus Foul himself.
Monday Mar 07, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #2: Hot Buns
Monday Mar 07, 2022
Monday Mar 07, 2022
Agony and Salami enter the Tower of the Imperial Sorceress with the intent of studying Septimus Foul’s captured automaton. After an epically sexy battle, the wizards steer their castle toward an island that may hold the clue to Foul’s whereabouts. Before they reach their destination, however, Lucretia Salacious enacts her revenge.
Monday Feb 28, 2022
Sexy Battle Wizards #1: Light and Shadow
Monday Feb 28, 2022
Monday Feb 28, 2022
As members of the College Errant, Salami Razzmatazz and Agony Cataclysm roam the world in their flying castle performing heroic deeds. When Septimus Foul, the arch-villain and former member of the College Errant, escapes from a penitentiary, the sexy battle wizards are on the case.
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Quest #3: Hammer Time
Monday Feb 14, 2022
Monday Feb 14, 2022
With the Trickster’s tower looming before them, the wandering adventurers must find a way to deal with the giant eagle blocking their path. Afterwards, within the unexpected interior of the tower, the stage is set for their final challenge, and the Trickster lives up to his namesake.
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Quest #2: Treefolk
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Monday Feb 07, 2022
Inside Mischief Mountain, Sir Han, Numinous, and Billy, make their way across deep chasms, while enduring swarms of bats. Once outside again, the adventurers encounter both friendly and unfriendly forest creatures, eventually finding their way forward thwarted by a massive, winged beast.
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Quest #1: They Belong in a Museum
Monday Jan 31, 2022
Monday Jan 31, 2022
When Sir Han Duran, a righteous Invoker, and Numinous Glaux, a timid Magician, follow a mysterious treasure map, it leads them to Treasure Town, a small and seemingly idyllic village. The traveling companions soon meet a woman named Fiona Fairweather who invites them to take part in the Trickster’s Test, a game that, if successful, will reward each of them with an item from the town’s museum. Their first challenge is to solve a series of riddles given by a talking door.
Monday Nov 01, 2021
The Black Hack (100th Episode Special): Gonen‘s World
Monday Nov 01, 2021
Monday Nov 01, 2021
It’s Queen Farin Bachknife-Orijiabi’s birthday, and among the guests attending the celebration at the royal palace in Highseat are an adventurer-turned-courtier named Nicholas Corso and a tiny, talkative thief from the future named Marm Goodwill. When the good queen is informed of a coup in the kingdom of Blackpool by the newcomer Lord Bane, she decides to strap on her old adventuring armor and handle matters herself. She brings Corso and Marm along with her, and together they begin a risky airship voyage to Blackpool’s capital, Col Sador. Only after bloody battles with ruthless sky pirates and barbaric dogmen does the party learn of Bane’s true intentions - a plot that would see reality sucked out of existence. With the fate of Gonen’s World resting on their shoulders, the heroes’ only option is to infiltrate the Black Castle and stop Bane before it’s too late.
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Risus (Pendragon) #3: Chivalry Isn‘t Dead
Monday Oct 18, 2021
Monday Oct 18, 2021
With the Princess of Dumnonia rescued, Sir Lancelot and Sir Mador begin the long ride back with her (along with her mother) and almost immediately regret their decision. Although slaying the Avanc is the knights’ sworn mission, their greatest challenge might be in enduring Her Highness’ company. During their route, they stop and make camp in the wilderness, encountering a ferocious monster and an odd old man. Once again in Uffington, the moment finally arrives to forge their reputations and prove their knighthood.
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Risus (Pendragon) #2: Consulting With the Dragon
Monday Oct 11, 2021
Monday Oct 11, 2021
After their bloody confrontation with the Avanc, Lance and Mador seek out the assistance of the famous magician Merlin who transports them to the kingdom of Dumnonia, where a virtuous princess is said to live. Once there, the knights now face a giant problem.
Monday Oct 04, 2021
Risus (Pendragon) #1: Maiden of the Wood
Monday Oct 04, 2021
Monday Oct 04, 2021
In Arthurian Briton, the legendary Sir Lancelot du Lac and minor knight of the round table Sir Mador de La Porte receive a quest by the king himself to slay a monster known as the Avanc that has been terrorizing the village of Uffington. Along the way, they meet a beautiful and naïve maiden who just might be their best chance of defeating the beast.